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  had a car crash today...

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  hi everyone;feeling sorry for myself and i'm really bored .

  did'nt have a very good day today,,, .

  i was wearing my seatbelt so luckily did'nt hit the windscreen i saw him in my mirror a couple of seconds before he hit and i could'nt do a thing-it was awful, waiting for the impact, i was thrown forwards, then back again.

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  Gadget's Gone...

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  ...to his new house !!

  he's got the keys and he's moved in and is now the proud owner of his own place ..he's off line for a few days and i thought it'd be nice if we could send him some .

  congratulations on your new home .

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  A Joke for you all......

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  a panda walked in to a pub, ambled over to the bar,took a customer's sandwich; ate it-pulled a gun, shot the man dead, and left.. the barman was agast; he shouted 'oi, come back !

  you can't do that'.

  'i can... and i did' said the panda ' i'm a panda-look me up in the dictionary '.

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  Rules for Men.....

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  well; i did'nt know ' being a man' was so complicated...it seems you do have think quite a lot before opening those mouths of yours...... .

  it is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: .

  a. when a heroic dog dies to save its master.

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  Quote of the week....???!!!!

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  i'm now mentally scarred but roflmao!!!!!

  i would date simon.

  im not gay and neither is he but i think over the course of the dinner i could deprogram him and get him thinking clearly on political issues.

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  tGod And Eve- revised edition....the way it really happened

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  'god, i have a problem' .

  'what's the problem eve?

  'i know you've created me and provided this beautiful garden and all these wonderful animals.

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  happy birthday Ballistic...

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  happy posting birthday .

  you're 2 today !

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  Happy Canada Day !!!

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  i just phoned my brother and he said that it was canada day today and he has a day off; yay... .

  so you have a whole day off and no field service, arn't you glad you left ?

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  I met D F 'd elder's wife yesterday.....

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  I had a crappy day today- this helped...

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  a friend texted this to me today.... a man took his wife to the doctor to be checked out as she was feeling unwell.

  after examining her he took the husband to one side and sighed, ' i'm afraid it's very serious; your wife has either aids or alzheimers .. ' that's terrible ' exclaimed the man, 'but how will i know which one she's got?'.

  ' oh, that's easy enough sir, just put her on a bus and if she comes home, don't shag her'

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